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Wed 20 November 2019
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The Twat in the Hat (2019)

(With apologies to Theodor Geisel)

Who’s that creeping in the fog
Why it’s the curious Mr Mogg
He does not care for common folk
He does not hear them cry or choke
He’s cleverer than those whose fate
Was told to simply sit & wait
But actually we’ll take a punt
He’s really just a massive ****.

The Odeon of Death can be found on Twitter at, perhaps not altogether surprisingly, @OdeonofDeath.

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